Conversational Complaints

There are days I wish everything I attempted to do would get done.
There are days I wish I was sick just so I could stay in bed all day.
There are days I wish my hair would be straight.
There are days I wish snow removal did not involve moving my car out of the way.
There are days I wish that my double chin would instantaneously disappear.
There are days I wish my body would digest any kind of food it eats.
There are days I wish I could fall asleep without lying there for 3 hours.
There are days I wish I lived in a country where it didn't snow.

But then, I remember that tomorrow is garbage day and I'm finally going to get an empty garbage bin again. And that's enough to make me happy! Makes me wonder how much I complain just to have something to say sometimes and not because I'm really concerned about any of these, for real.